This is why I’m called Usearki. Just thought I’d make it my sticky post cos it still amuses me years later.
BEAUTIFUL HEART SHAPED ROCKS I WANT TO PUT THEM ALL IN MY POCKETS AND RUN AWAY AND THROW THEM IN THE SEA TO BE FOUND BY CURIOUS LITTLE GIRLS EVERYWHERE
ok was talking to a friend and now i’m crazy curious:
have you ever downloaded a fic on ao3?
yes, i do this often!
yes, a few times for special fics
no, but i don’t care that people do
no, that’s weird and uncomfortable
i…didn’t even know you could do that
expand on ur answer in the tags if you want & rb for more answers pls pls pls !!!!
Okay, as a fandom old, let me tell you something very very important: If you ever plan on reading that fic ever again in your life, Download the Damn Fic. The world is ever changing and there is no guarantee that the author won't delete it tomorrow, or that AO3 might be outlawed in your country, or that a solar flare will obliterate all electrical power on the planet... okay, getting a little dramatic there, dialing it back.
Download the fics, kids, remember the mantra of the fic writers that came before you:
I posted this a couple days ago and this morning the archive is down with technical issues and this just illustrates my point.
Me: Great what am I supposed to read with my coffee?
Also Me: One of the 700 fics on your iPad probably
Also Me: One of
the 700 fics on
your iPad probably
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
We need more scary infinite variants of manmade environments like the Infinite IKEA or the Backrooms.
May I suggest, The Lot:
I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is a real parking lot. I didn't edit it.
Check out the lot-to-building ratio in any large American sports stadium
Some lots are so big they have bus services specifially inside it. The lots are broken into sections and buses go around to their sections at a set amount of times before the start of something and drive people to the main building.
The societies of lost people inside The Lot would probably operate something like that to locate and pick up new arrivals and bring them over to one of the major settlements.
In the Infinite Ikea or Backrooms you can convince yourself there's gonna be a door round the next corner or behind that wall.
But despite it being completely open, there is no hope of escape from The Lot. Whereever you look it's just more cars from horizon to horizon.
Sheesh, man, that's
a lot
Any artists interested in illustrating some The Lot concept art? Things like
Where did you get your ears pierced?
Tattoo shop
Walmart
Claire's
At home
Other (Put in tags)
I don't have my ears pierced (See Results)
another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex
I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing
Honestly…
was trying to find something in google images and got side tracked when they said "look at the anime images you have!" and I was like what fucking Anime images do I have. what the hell. and it was just these two
the girls are fighting
morgue-ratt asked:
acapelladitty answered:
my gynaecologist, listening to me explain what happened over the phone:
Ok cast your votes, which of these would you like to see cross stitched with a moon phase border?
I simply do not dream of labor
Sleep like there’s nobody watching
Ah fuck lads, Mercury is in reverse cowgirl again
Sorry I told you about my trauma do you still think I’m hot
What a great nap! I feel totally disoriented and I’m frothing with hate!
Dare to dream. Do it. We dare you. Go ahead, dream. It’ll be fine. We promise.
You are not too old and it is not too late
Other (answer in replies/tags)
here’s the top border, if that helps you decide
thanks for your help!! 🪡🧵
